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semen shit

something to call one of your friends while in a cussing war. degrading them to something quite weird and nasty.
you: douche bag
friend: cunt nugget
your: assfucker
friend: nigga lips
you: semen shit
friend: DUUUDEEE...wtf thats nasty.
by m rose... December 28, 2007
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The Shit

"The Shit" is an endearing term used to refer to a person, place, or thing that is the best or close to it in its category.
Chris Ferguson is so good at poker. He is THE SHIT.

That roller coaster was the best in the park. It is THE SHIT.
by skizziks March 24, 2009
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piss-shit

A smell that resembles that of urine and feces mixed together.
"dude your room smells like piss-shit"
by Jack N. Meough July 31, 2009
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dip shit

Being really retarded, when the question or something you did should be easy.
NO, YOU DIP SHIT! 1+1=2, NOT 78!
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Tighten Shit Up

If one is 'uncool', a cool person said, "let's do something cool" and said 'uncool person' agrees does do the cool thing he/she has "Tightened Shit Up"...
Also:
To apply liquid nitrogen to the anus prior to penetration through a gentle vapour gas expulsion with no more than twenty PSI thrust from machine of choice.
Also:
To apply polyethylene 1 1/8 clamps to each side of a vagina and penetrate with a 1 5/8 dildo, 10 inches in length... (Not healthy or recommended)
1: Footy G asked Ryan if he wanted to hit a cashier, drink some Tequila and beat up a midget. Ryan agreed; and he "tightened shit up".

2. I "tightened that shit up" on that chicks backdoor. Now the chemical sign for Nitrogen is still Ni, however now it means "Not Inside!!!"

3. My clamps barely held her meat curtains so I had to "tighten shit up" with booster cables.
by r2says February 22, 2014
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soon shit

When shit gets to real with black church folks.
Pastor things about to get soon shit Tyrone just threw a watermelon at keneshia.
by Anigganamedbuttercup December 2, 2017
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Ah shit, here we go again.

A sentence that is usually used to make jokes / memes.
*another gun has been added to the game*
Me : Ah shit, here we go again..
by Nogger Albin September 3, 2019
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