Dirty jeremy

A guy who blows a pig.

"boy will you look, bills doing the dirty jeremy"

by dickfingers1987 May 29, 2020

dirty ice cream

A guy you date once, and they won't stop calling you. They are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.

I had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he's just like dirty ice cream.

by TaraLM January 28, 2009

Dirty Hump Nuts

After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.

your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:

"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"

"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."

you itch your ball sack

"oh man!"

"what dude?"

"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."

by Dick Spillin December 1, 2009

dirty ipad kid

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone

Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”

by ipad obsessed March 22, 2021

Dirty Bayou Motorboat

The act of motorboat-ing an attractive woman's ass instead of her breasts.

"Man she's got a great ass. I'd love give her the Dirty Bayou Motorboat"

"This guy motorboated my ass last night like it was my tits and then he said something about a bayou..."

by imotorboatdownsouth March 25, 2009

Dirty night clown

A man or boy who follows home women and girls thinking that they'll have sex

You see Jeremy I heard he's a dirty night clown

by Titty crisont October 31, 2019

Dirty Bernard McGuinness

The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’

Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky

by CleanCutBarley April 24, 2020