On some Tripster Shit

Confused, Strange, Weird, anything out of the ordinary,

That girl with the painted face is on some tripster shit. That guy blocking traffic because hes busy professing his love to God is on some tripster shit. Hey that poem you wrote was on some tripster shit. I dont know what to do, Im on some Tripster shit.

by Cstak July 12, 2010

try to shit

trying to 'jump start' or 'awaken' a 'sleeping' gastrointestinal system. -this is usually more trouble than it is worth!, the 'system' usually responds with a 'sleeping drunk', FUCK YOU!!

one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!

think i'll try to shit, i KNOW i'm full o' poison!

one has to work hard!, to try to shit!

one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!

by michael foolsley October 31, 2011

Eyes Wide Shit

An amalgamation of the scary ass Stanley Kubrick Movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Shit" to express a media, online, entertainment or social situation involving stalking or defamation that is shockingly deplorable, and very much illegal.

Most likely actions best described as Law Suit Worthy or requiring Police Intervention, threatening your livelihood job and relationship and makes you want to curl up in the fetal position.
Sometimes synonymous with the feeling of being hunted down like an animal by the media, or the mob.

"When i first read all the horrible abusive things people had said about me and all my friends on urban dictionary i though 'this site is eyes wide shit.' "- all women.
"The smut coming out in hollywood movies of late is eyes wide shit" - Nat
"When I left my job it was a case of eyes wide shit" - Glenn
"The news of the world trash mags is turning regular peoples lives into a case of eyes wide shit" - Sienna
"Last night was eyes wide shit" - Michelle
"Everyone shut the fuck up - we're all having group hysteria due to a severe case of eyes wide shit" - Al

by smut police December 7, 2011

piece of shit girlfriend

Someone who confuses night with afternoon.

It's evening not afternoon you piece of shit girlfriend!

by iamacreation January 8, 2012

google that shit

Or G.T.S. make your life better by using google to educate yourself.

When someone asks you a question that you don't know the answer to. You say "bro google that shit"

by chris me chris December 30, 2014

Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.

Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.

by SJDFOX March 19, 2015

I’m sick of your shit

The act of being tired or annoyed of someone.

I’m sick of your shit Andrew

by ClaytonK November 11, 2020