Jolly R-argh-ers!

Jolly Roger: the traditional flag used on European and American pirate ships; often pictured as a white skull and crossbones on a black field; the blackjack.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Jolly R-argh-ers!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Jolly Rogers.

"Jolly R-argh-ers!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.

by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012

The Bullshit Era

2002-2008 for the New York Yankees.

You spend more money than any entertainment industry it seems for seven straight years and you got The Bullshit Era out of it.

by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

can't-wank-erous

Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.

Frank had relatives in town and was growing increasingly can't-wank-erous.

by ladydady December 16, 2015

Trash bag erection

When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl

Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick

by Purple8InchCock88812 April 26, 2017

going out erect

A cause of death that can only happen to men that once suffered from some sort of erectile dysfunction but somehow was miraculously healed before death came calling.

"RIP Donald Trump" and all his staunch supporters that are not Republican Party members cry out when he is going out erect.

by Jewish madam August 8, 2018

Green shirt eric

Loves long walks on a sunset beach.

Green shirt eric held hands on a sunset beach.

by oohyeaah August 17, 2018