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Your mum buys Avon 

Scottish Insult, used to counter the fatal "your dad sells avon" insult. Use this insult wisely.
Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck tae min you wee dodger, yer da sells avon get tae"
Scottish Boy 2: "Shup bro, your mum buys avon so shut it"
Scottish Boy: Ended

Your ancestors incesters 

"Your ancestors incesters" is the most vile heinous term you could ever Grace someone's ears with. The term upon hearing will disintegrate your universe and turn your asshole inside out
Johnny: your mom gay.
Elijah: your sister a mister.
Kobe: your ancestors incesters!
Johnny and Elijah both shed all of their skin and melt.

Your ancestry incestry 

John: "Your mom gay"
Bill: "No you"
John: "Your family tree LGBT"
Bill: "Your ancestry incestry"
Entire world collapses on itself after John took the most intense insult known to man.

your song 

Any song that you have emotional attachment to. Upon hearing it on the radio, you must unhinge you jaw and scream into the void.
Radio: *despacito starts playing*
Guy in car: Oh my god it's your song!
Other guy in car: *unintelligible screaming*
your song by obungus June 11, 2018

Your mom biggay 

The best insult ever said. Worse than your mom gay lel, your granny tranny, etc.
Carl: Hey, guess what?
Big Smoke: What?
Carl: You're momst've the gayst've
Big Smoke: Oh yeah? Guess what?
Carl: What?
Big Smoke: Your mom BIGGAY

your grandpa tranpa 

It’s basically a continuation of “ur granny tranny”which is used by a few virgins because they don't know what it means
Carl: your mum gay

Gary: your granny tranny

Carl: your grandpa tranpa

Gary: *dies*