The act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying tit wank, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction
by anonymous03838 January 30, 2014

When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.
by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019

by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022

by The_Absolute February 21, 2020

When someone carefully inserts their yardstick penis into a jar of Peanut Butter and begins to hump it back and forth.
by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

by Captain of The SS September 4, 2017

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
"Oh another wank metal video "
by wank metal April 17, 2019
