woke-wank

A gesture, speech or outburst from a highly motivated member of the elitist wokerati.

Here we go again, lefties having a woke-wank.
I will not be woke-wanked on this one!

by garethc January 28, 2023

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willy’s wank

A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man

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The strength and stamina a man gains on their dominant arm from masturbation. Also known as wank strenk.

Shit man I didn’t know u worked out.
I don’t man I got that wank strength

by BiggusDickus_69 February 12, 2022

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Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)

You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate

by aljazmin November 12, 2021

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Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.

by dievfksi January 31, 2016

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what you say When there is no light in your room

by YTBENNYGPLAYZ June 15, 2020

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When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.

Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.

Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.

by JB dick-tionary May 04, 2020

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