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wrinkle wank

The act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying tit wank, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction
I went for the chili dog but she was a big saggy, so it turned into a dirty wrinkle wank
by anonymous03838 January 30, 2014
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A wank off

When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.
"brooo, Jeremy and Dave are doing a wank off again"

"I wonder who's gonna win this one"
by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019
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Salary Wank

"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"
by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022
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wing wank

When you eat a portion of chicken wings then masturbate with the sauce still on your fingers.
Man after that pound of wings I had to go for a wing wank
by The_Absolute February 21, 2020
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PB and Wank

When someone carefully inserts their yardstick penis into a jar of Peanut Butter and begins to hump it back and forth.
"When I get home, Im gonna do a good PB and Wank"
by connorsimpson May 24, 2017
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terrorism wank

When you haven't fapped for more than a week and finally nut shouting: 'allahu akbar' as you cum
I haven't fapped for 2 weeks and just had a terrorism wank, yeah my jizz can take down buildings
by Captain of The SS September 4, 2017
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Wank metal

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
by wank metal April 17, 2019
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