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Anu's Touch

Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.
Bro, wanna do anu's touch tonight?
Thought ya'd never ask!
by trilliam turdsworth May 8, 2023
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Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.
"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"
by clickclacktherattlebag July 24, 2024
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Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness
Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched
by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011
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touching your pee pee

Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.
What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??
by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 25, 2017
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Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life
What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.
by Pialinist January 1, 2024
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Gay Touch

Its similar to the cheese but instead of touching someone to get rid of it, you must kiss someone in order to give it to them.
Person 1: Gay Touch!

Person 2: huh
Person 1:its like cheese touch but instead you kiss someone.
Person 2:oh
Person 2: *kiss* GAY TOUCH!
by LizardLuness April 29, 2022
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Touch the corn

Karim tried to touch the corn yesterday. He got arrested in the children's park.
by jbwdjbkfwjb June 16, 2019
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