Captain Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.

Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008

Captain Save a Hoe

He is the ONLY one that can make everything okay for EVERYONE he thinks he is responsible for. Usually adults that have already taken advantage of his generous nature. Or people who have not asked for help but he is going to step in and HANDLE everything for them because ONLY HE can rescue them from the perceived crisis

Of course he cannot leave and have a good time with friends or girlfriend, the world might end if Captain Save a Hoe isn't there to keep the worsening on it's axis.
I can't be away too long I (Captain Save a Hoe) needs to check on....so they remember to wipe their ass before they pull their pants up.

by TTYL6 May 19, 2022

Captain Vagina Man

The person in a friendship group who thinks they are hard but will die a virgin

Omg look it’s Captain Vagina man and his cacti!

by Wedge12345 November 22, 2021

captain mysterio

Collective name for bunch of fuckers who know piss all and have sad crapy lives, making up stupid definitions for stupid words!!

Bite me, bite me,bite me. Aye aye captain!!!!!

by Choclate malteser January 3, 2004

captain pimp master

only one of these in the world. coolest person ever.
loved by all.

i am the captain pimp master

by Captain Pimp Master January 23, 2004

captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples

Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block

by that 1 chick February 11, 2010

shrimp boat captain

the master of shrimpin

Robbie is the shrimp boat captain of our class. He loves to shrimp

by tommy May 18, 2004