Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019

Weinie wash

the act of vaginal/ or oral sex with an in or significant girlfriend(s) or date(s) with the inclusion of monetary disbursement of dollars involved..also refered to as a half and half.

Before you get your weinie wash tonight for fifty bucks after you get shot down at closing time, you'd better wrap that rascal.

by the Leche January 04, 2012

car wash professional

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day

Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.

by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019

Whopper wash

When somone washes your sweaty balls

Damn you owe me a whopper wash you dirty bitch

by Ajx20 April 10, 2021

Brit-washed

Someone who:
Talks with heavy British slang
Dresses in classic British clothing (tech wear)
“Roadman lifestyle”
Basically falls under the British road stereotype

Jayden: yo I just bought some cool tech wear
Isaiah: bruh, your so Brit-washed

by KS_190 September 01, 2020

Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 26, 2022

Belly wash

Whoever says this word is gay loves men like cock in the ass likes getting railed and he also says monkey Fortnite and a bunch of other shit if he says all these words he gets no bitches broke asf and probably 4’11 4’10 and he says he’s 5’5 and plays soccer for south ridge high school

Girl: look at Diego omg he’s so broke he’s such a belly wash

by Wolfkking November 23, 2021