Etsy Shops

Stores in a downtown area feature fru fru items like consignment clothing, art decor, etc.

our downtown area has several Etsy Shops which does not bring in many people.

by jondich April 7, 2024

Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023

Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

Set shop

To be on one's game, prominent, sufficient, and orderly. Someone who sets up shop real well has to be that person at the cookout dat talks to everybody and get's their fucking number

From Barbershop, set shop

Jimmy: Let me tell you somethin... you will *never* own a Black

barbershop!
Isaac: I will if I want to.
Terri: If Tony Roma can make ribs better than Black people, Isaac can

own a Black barbershop...
Calvin: Wait a minute...”ribs better than Black people?"
Jimmy: Tony Roma boils his ribs! That is *not* authentic!

by me tgr[sklg May 28, 2011

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

Cash shop Saint

A person who hates in-game cash shops, but uses it and buys only the "most necessary" things, then looks down on the persons using the store for other needs, eg. vanity stuff, custom colors and so on.

In Free-to-play games, person buys more character slots, weapon slots etc. with real money. If someone uses the same money to buy cosmetic stuff, cash shop Saints surely reminds him from that in future - many times.
"Because he thinks cash shops are a joke and he only bought stuff that is necessary for progression."

by Meja Ashtan October 7, 2013

Dickboy shopping

When you browse through someone else’s wardrobe looking for things to wear

“Why are you looking through my clothes?”
“I’m going dickboy shopping.”

“Yo I don’t care that you don’t have a pair of jeans here, you’re not going dickboy shopping.”

by FossieLockdown January 22, 2021