Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.

"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!

by CallofClicky February 16, 2022

Your Mum

a person who gave u life dumbass why are you looking this up motherfucker

"hey i fucked your mum!"

by ImATonk April 10, 2020

Mumming

Verb -To coddle or be overprotective of your usually adolescent child causing annoyance and irritation

‘ stop mumming ‘ ( after being asked several times if they need a lift , are warm enough or are they hungry by their mother ( or care giver )

by Pjbones June 1, 2019

Mumsy Mum

Opposite of a MILF.

Normally in the 37 to 47 age range.

Keeley looked like a proper Mumsy Mum at the school gates today

by Erik ten excuses October 21, 2023

your mum

something funny thing to say in every conversation

Johnny:
I've got a new girlfriend
Bob:
Who?
Johnny:
Your mum

by K3ngeL3ng1 June 30, 2020

peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club

"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"

by JackaBr December 18, 2017

guy still lives with mum

you

Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.

by MrMaddddd March 7, 2020