Lemon

Destah

Look it's lemon.
Yea your right

by Bluefox15 October 25, 2023

SS Lemon

A pirate ship made out of lemons. This is to help prevent scurvy among the crew. This ship is run by Captain Shamte, and Deathwithab. The poopdeck is cleaned regularly!

Shamte: All aboard the SS Lemon!
Deathwithab: Aye Aye, Captain!

by Shamte April 16, 2011

lemon twist

A person whose speech and mannerism suggests that they are homosexual.

Did you see that guy who was winking at the football players and slapping their butts? He's got a lemon twist.

by NatieDaCrazie December 4, 2013

Piss Lemon

a sexual game where a bunch of men stand around a lemon, and urinate directly onto the lemon.

The one who finishes last has to squirt the lemon directly into their mouth.

Gay Man 1: "Hey dudes, you wanna play the piss lemon game?"

Shaggy from Scooby Doo: "Hell yeah!"

by kxnnedzy August 21, 2022

Lemon Jores

A group of high school age male retards

That Lemon Jores travels around in their red 2011 Chevy Traverse.

by Jim Teg September 4, 2023

Lemon Juice

It is used to describe a person whose personality is either bitter, cold or sour. Or all of them honestly.

Guy: ,,Hey wanna go out with me?"
Person A: ,,No. I don't need a desperate man in my life."
Guy: ,,dang, you're such a lemon juice."

by V.greene February 3, 2022

Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017