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Shitbag Dad Package

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.
Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.
by Alex Blaine May 26, 2021
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Home Depot Dad

A dad that treats home depot like a religion. He typically taps on wooden surfaces and asks questions about certain home built things.
"Yea dude my dad goes to home depot every sunday, hes such a home depot dad"
by Rowantheamerican14 March 4, 2020
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step-dad Chad

Your wife's casual, peripheral 'business associate' that has recently become divorced...and also the step-father to your kids.
Hey, how's it going?
About as well as expected, I guess.
So, you saw it coming?
Yeah, pretty much. Sooner or later. I just didn't think it would be a step-dad Chad.
by YAWA June 10, 2021
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His dad was a blacksmith

Someone who doesn't know their father
Person 1: His dad was a blacksmith...
Person 2: Josh's dad never made objects from metal in a forge.
Person 1: Well, on the day he was born he made a bolt for the door.
by Fatkid the Baptist November 24, 2022
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Dead Beat Dad

Fathered children for the money. Picks a hard working female who has a super woman attitude who is working out who she is. Attaches himself to her because she looks like a free ride. Can't hold down a job. Doesn't help with the night feeds or nappy changes. Tries to take custody of the offspring once super women breaks under the pressure. Only wants custody for the. Welfare benefits and baby bonus. The dead beat dad spends 7 days a week at the pub. The dead beat dad likely lives with his mother.
No dead beat dad didn't take the kids this weekend. Yes dead beat dad is still going for custody. No dead beat dad still isn't working.
by District 13 June 16, 2015
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big dad energy

1. the energy given off by men when they do stereotypical dad things
2. the sexy energy given off by dads when they go above and beyond the normal responsibility of being a father/ husband or doing kind things for their wife or kids
3. energy given off by kind, handsome and/or well off men between the ages of 30-65 or however old Pierce Brosnan is
4. energy given off by clothes that seem like they could be worn by a dad or a hot dad
1. look at that man mowing his lawn in his jorts, that's some big dad energy right there.
2. Wow do you see that guy going on a date with his daughter? That's some big dad energy.
3. My boss is a very handsome man and loves his family, he definitely has a lot of big dad energy.
4. Tighty whities have a lot of big dad energy.
by hotdad November 16, 2019
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dead beat dad

a loser father who is almost never around, flaky, and breaks promises, usually made to his kids.
dad: hey, jimmy :) how would you like a tree house in the yard for your next birthday? i promise i'll build it for you. it'll be loads of fun!
lil jimmy: oh boy! i would love that! ur the bestest.
....next b-day: dad doesn't even show up cuz he's busy with his hooker friend...
lil jimmy: MOMMY! Daddy didn't come! WHY? *sniff*
mom: of course not. he's a dead beat dad.
by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007
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