A potassium shake is an illegal drink created by combining vodka and cocaine. It's commonly used by professional, middle class people when at parties or during leisure time.
"BOI. What the hip-hop am I pouring down ma' throat?!"
"Boss... Thassa' cuppa' Potassium Shake, Mannnnn."
"Boss... Thassa' cuppa' Potassium Shake, Mannnnn."
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Get the Potassium Shake mug.A Rubidium Shake is a highly edgy and illegal drink, often containing narcotics and cheap alcohol. The target audience for this beverage was originally teenagers, but it is sometimes used by the older generations too.
"Boss? Are you drinking a Rubidium Shake?"
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
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Get the Rubidium Shake mug.A Cesium Shake is normally a mix of prescription drugs and a fruit-based drink (such as cider). It is thought of as the nicest tasting beverage in the illegal industry, and is commonly used for beginners in drugs or alcohol.
"I would never do drugs!!!"
"But you're drinking a Cesium Shake, Billy... Think of all that paracetamol..."
"But you're drinking a Cesium Shake, Billy... Think of all that paracetamol..."
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Get the Cesium Shake mug.A dodgy and illegal drink that mainly caused hallucinations. Created by mixing LSD, ketamine and pure alcohol, this deadly hallucinogenic beverage is often prepared with a magic mushroom on the edge of the glass.
"MATE! WHY ARE THERE 19 OF ME? AND WHY IS MY MOTHER SHOOTING ADOLF HITLER??? ARRRRRGH!"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"
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Get the Francium Shake mug.A Hydrogen Shake is an illegal drink that involves mixing Coca-Cola with Ecstasy. It became popular due to Coca-Cola's history with cocaine.
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Get the Hydrogen Shake mug.Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.
"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"
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