Skip to main content

Roach Nest

Person1: What's the best thing about roach nest?
Person2: Burger king foot lettuce
mugGet the Roach Nest mug.

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.
The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.
by Joe-seph May 17, 2018
mugGet the Ranch Pants mug.
Related Words

Roach

a person who thinks they're the shit but in reality they're literal walking trash.
Omg! Look at Karina.
Ew. She is such a roach.
by Mariah Posey May 25, 2018
mugGet the Roach mug.

ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.
Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?
by Nickypaz May 26, 2018
mugGet the ranch apple mug.

Roach Coach

A vehicle which sells food, such as sandwiches, snacks, coffee and soda on construction job sites, military bases and university campuses.
Good thing the roach coach is here because I am starving.
by Paraguay Mike June 4, 2018
mugGet the Roach Coach mug.

Ranch

1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.
1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."
by Satan's Daughter <3 June 10, 2018
mugGet the Ranch mug.

Roach

Kids that steal your loot in Fornite
That fucking Roach took my loot
by FormL June 14, 2018
mugGet the Roach mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email