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Rodeo Bull Ride 

Put you're girl into doggy style, slowly pegging her. Then, lean forward, wisper another girl's name in her ear, and see how long you can hold on to the beast.
"Hey Johnny, guess what I did last night? I tried the rodeo bull ride last night! Though Beth dumped me, it was worth it!"

new orleans swamp ride 

Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.
Don’t get to drunk or you will end up taking the New Orleans swamp ride.
new orleans swamp ride by Swamp ride December 16, 2021

pick it up and ride 

The “it” is yourself, your troubles, your insecurities, whatever is weighing you down. You’re stronger than you think and there’s hope and love all around you. So pick it up, ride the waves, and know peace isn’t that far away. Say this after comforting a stressed friend to encourage them, or say it to yourself when you need it. (Phrase from and definition inspired by the song Ride by Sara Diamond)
What’s one bad grade? You’re still amazing! This doesn’t define you. There’s always next time. For now just pick it up and ride. I promise you’ll be ok, whatever the outcome.

Wisconsin bull ride 

When you are fucking a girl in doggy and you stick it in her ass without telling her, then try to stay in for 8 seconds
“You know I’m a real cowboy I gave that heifer from Hanks bar the good ol’ Wisconsin bull ride and I stayed in for 10 seconds!”
Wisconsin bull ride by Wibullrider December 24, 2022

wear the hat ride the cowboy

wear the hat ride the cowboy - You’re having sexual relations the person who’s hat you’re wearing.

A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.
“Omg, Amy! Randy gave me his hat,” said Julia.

“You know what that means,” said Amy.

“No,” said Julia.

“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok

Dababy teaches you how to ride a skateboard 

Dababy teaches you how to ride a Skateboard is the best lbp level in history
Oh have you seen Dababy teaches you how to ride a skateboard? Omg yes it’s better than joe nut definitive edition