Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

poo patted

To get beat up by punches

He should stop talking about her before he gets poo patted

by La_Guera707 November 17, 2019

Peppermint Patty

Using a candy cane for a dildo.

Desperate after the battery in her vibrator died, Sally grabbed a candy cane off the tree and gave herself the ol' Peppermint Patty.

by Robgo December 10, 2019

nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".

Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"

by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019

Les Patterson

An alcoholic who is a politician.

I just saw Les Patterson in his Volvo.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Peppermint Pattie

When you and your hard partying passengers open al the car windows in the cold winter to clear your heads.

I'm fading from this road trip and all this vaping, does anybody need a peppermint pattie?

by Dam M December 29, 2019

Slime Patty

Anal creampie

After hitting it raw I let him give me a slime patty

by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 30, 2020