pussy hoover

The name given to an attractive man (or lesbian) who has the uncanny ability to walk into a room and have women throw themselves at him/her without any effort whatsoever.

Hey man, there's no point trying to talk to any girls in this bar. That pussy hoover in the corner has sucked up all the available talent.

by ElGrandeQueso April 21, 2008

Pussy Slave

A person who remains in a relationship, despite being constantly whipped (i.e. letting their texts be read at the will of their owner), only for the sake of having sex frequently.

Juan: Did you hear about Cameron’s girl? She walks all over him.

Nick: Why would he stay with her then?
Juan: They fuck almost daily.

Nick: He is such a pussy slave.

by Anne Crank May 14, 2018

expensive pussy

A pussy that swallows money, dresses well, is very costly, especially for gentlemen. Only wizards can tolerate it.

Honey, can you buy me a Swarowski.
No!
Why not, I will take your cock in for 10 seconds!
Damn this expensive pussy!

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 2, 2020

Pussy Pull

When the prospect of sexual gratification pulls a man out of a previous engagement with his friends.

Guy 1: Hey you gonna be coming down for New Years?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I got a bit of a pussy pull calling me back up here for new years.
Guy 1: Shit...

by Zandalf December 8, 2009

pussy pistol

A dildo that violently vibrates so violently
It can even be fatal

Ex. Kyles mom was sent to the hospital after sporting herself with a pussy pistol 5 times a day.

by paul.guess.who. February 4, 2015

pussy colors

A word used to discribe something pink.

I love that purse but I would like it better in pussy colors

by @stacey melendez December 13, 2014

Pussy Pamper

a feminine hygiene product.

"fuck i always feel like such a bitch when i have to go to the store to buy my chick's pussy pampers"

by J. Luna March 19, 2009