Blatoes Potatoes

a saying to say BLATANTLY! or HELL YEH

do u wanna go for a smoke?

BLATOES POTATOES!

by Stuy July 19, 2005

sweet potato custard

The female Genitalia. Also known as "Pussy".

In the words of the Ying Yang Twins.

I aint got a dick for trick I got a treat for buyin
that'll sweat the owner
tell the customer, pie for sale and its sweet potato custard.

by Daniel K Webb March 13, 2007

potato dome

Glasgow colloquialism for Celtic Park

Glasgow Celtic play at the potato dome.

by Captain Blasto January 3, 2004

A potato

The greatest girlfriend you could ever have. Usually associated with the name Alayna. A potato is cute, a funny person with a great personality. 😊

Alayna is a potato. She is just great and i am so happy to have her in my life

by Maryloppinsyall November 12, 2018

dirty potato chip

When engaging in sex from behind the male in the situation pulls out and ejaculates on to the back of the female and promptly pulls her in for some sweet spooning action. All along this ejaculatory fluid is drying to a "crust" Upon waking from the sex induced slumber you have just enjoyed you feed her the "crust" like a potato chip. Betcha can't have just one.

A: You want to do what to Eva Mendes??
B: I totally would give Eva Mendes a Dirty Potato Chip!!
A: You mean you would unknowingly feed her your dry cum??
B: Yes, Yes I would!
A: I totally Dirty Potato Chipped your mom!

by Amandaholes November 6, 2007

Baked Potato

code word for hand job

"i sure could use a baked potato, hunny"

by jbrawl February 3, 2010

Cold Potato

when a kidneystone comes out with your cum

I felt so much better after passing on my cold potato

by cowbell42 December 4, 2010