Penis Admirer

A guy that prefers beautiful cocks instead of scary vulvas.
A guy in denial of being gay.

A: Yo, you’re gay.
B: Stop calling me gay, I’m just a penis admirer!!!

by mindblowingmindblower August 30, 2022

Penis night

The evening in which the bois get together to talk about many topics including bodily fluids.

Sam are you going to penis night?
I can’t bel Sam couldn’t make it to penis night

by Ok ok yeeeeeeeeeee June 3, 2019

raisin penis

A short wrinkled black penis..

Girl ..his penis is so small it looks like a raisin.. Raisin penis with a foreskin..

by Sleevo69 March 18, 2016

penis racecar

Penis racecar is penis racecar

Hello, have you heard of penis racecar

by Communist manifesto February 2, 2021

sloppy penis

Sloppy penis is a penis that is sloppy and is also know as "slippery penis". This is when the penis is so wet and slippery that it is classified as sloppy

"He has a sloppy penis"

"I'm so turned on I have a sloppy penis"

by SwagDick February 20, 2014

penis-dog

It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat

Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 6, 2017

Penis Wipe

Wiping your penis against a brick wall as a form of self harm.

Damn. This days been shit. I could really penis wipe right now.

by JelleySuckOff December 28, 2016