penis patty

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017

alaskan patty melt

Alaskan patty melt a sex move involving ketchup mustard and relish on a cold winter day in an igloo Eskimo kissing

Hey baby you want to go play at my igloo let me show you my Alaskan patty melt

by G0M3R PYLE June 27, 2016

wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken

Wanna try some wet pasty

by My nans a toaster June 15, 2017

Gabby palsy

Or last nerve palsy

The facial droop and subsequential eye roll when someone is bothering

I pissed my girlfriend off so bad she experienced acute Gabby palsy.

by Abgcnoodles September 1, 2017

sausage patty

The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth

Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀

by nihher gay shitnboi September 1, 2017

cheese patty

A cheese patty is cheese and potatoes are mixed together and deep fried

I am going to the chip shop do you want a cheese patty

by London 2017 September 22, 2017

Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

by Caenfayre September 25, 2017