Don's Pants

Mild expletive, like gosh or darn. Regional. Specific to pockets of the Midwest, particularly the Cincinnati area. Etymology inconclusive, though possible origin is from Cincinnati native and professional baseball player and manager Don Zimmer, who famously brawled with Boston player Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series, an event which caused his pants to fall down.

Don's pants, this is a good pumpkin spice latte!

Don's pants, my garage is on fire!

by NightHawkHat September 25, 2020

telephone pants

When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone

It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants

by youneverneededtoknowthis October 8, 2020

milky pants

When your goin through puberty and u see a hot girl u get milky pants

OMG jeniffer did you see Rick he has milky pants

by Jamal Taylor April 20, 2017

Cut pants

When a Hispanic person doesn't have swim trunks he cuts pants

Bro let me know if we're for real going swimming so I can cut pants and go too

by Cut pants April 23, 2017

invisible pants

the lines on your legs from the imprint of your skinny jeans

'oh, Liz has a case of the invisible pants because of her too tight jeans.'

by alienatedbread May 22, 2017

Pants-On Friend

A friendship where there is no sexual contact. Used in modern dating to help determine someone's availability.

This is James, he is my Pants-On Friend

by bachelorlife June 13, 2017

road pants

An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.

I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.

by Darkclam June 15, 2017