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blubber boot

Getting your foot stuck in a dead whales vagina when swimming in the ocean
Chris almost drowned because of that dang blubber boot
by Scrimmybingbing February 27, 2024
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wiggy bag bag boots

Something you can say when you see your male friend you've known for at least 2.5 years eating 1 orange (the fruit) that happens to be the color yellow
No way you're actually wiggy bag bag boots, that's crazy!!!!!
by AdvancedHumanoidCreator March 24, 2024
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tactical boot

Where a man or woman or whatever decides they have had enough of being pissed and either want to complete a activity in need of sobriety in order to complete said activity. They might need to drive home. Or simply go to bed.
Fuck man gotta drive home. Let me chuck a tactical boot to be safe.
This is also known as a taccy boot
by used oatmeal August 18, 2023
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from my roots to my boots

In reply to: "you got that Chicago in you"
"From my roots to my boots"

"She's nasty. She need a clorox shower from her roots to her boots. Even then, I wouldn't fuck her."
by exdewbeegirl October 14, 2015
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Local Boot

A pseudo-authoritative figure such as local or county government, who is an avid supporter or profiteer in the protection of capital.
Max: I fucking hate local boot and the people that lick it in hopes of getting ahead, you're not gonna get a cash compensation for sucking bezos boot

Rocco: No, you have to tip your landlord! Not allowed!!!
by rocko politik November 29, 2023
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Boot camp

If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.
The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
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Nick Boots

An anorexic bitch who gets hypothermia on a 40° day and likes to take advantage of and abuse his “friends”, an avid furry that has a particular fondness for cats which he fucks 24/7.
by Nexxus006900 February 14, 2022
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