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ROFL Stoned

Def 1 Slang Adjective The point of being so high the things you wouldn't find funny have you rolling on the floor laughing .
Def 2 Slang adjective The point of being so high that you laugh for no reason other than the fact your stoned.
Def 1 Last night I was ROFL Stoned.
Def 2 Are you ROFL Stoned right now?
by ogkurama February 2, 2025
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stone cold blast

by Airmen DAD April 8, 2022
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Goon stone

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy
I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone
by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024
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Stoned Drone

To be Stoned :
: to hurl stones at especially

: to kill by pelting with stones

: to make hard or insensitive to feeling
: to face, pave, or fortify with stones
: to rub, scour, or polish with a stone
Drone :
1. A male bee, especially a honeybee, performs no work and produces no honey. Its only function is to mate with the queen bee.
2. An idle person who lives off others; a loafer.
3. A person who does tedious or menial work; a drudge, A Whipping Boy

4. A remotely controlled or autonomous aircraft with no pilot on board. Also called unmanned aircraft system.
There Was a "Stoned Drone" Silence in the Room. I Started, "Stoned Drone" Productions!

Have you Ever Heard of the "Stoned Drone" Obstacle Course??

What Happened to the "Stoned Drone"? Isn't there a Channel Called "Stoned Drone"??
by JayNdaboX June 21, 2021
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Damian (Nine stones)

Has a nice ass.
Also could and would Kill you.

Very dangerous. Will cause Damage *wink wink*

Oh also canonly has big dick energy. Just sayin'

Fucked the ugly cat once tho so that's weird.
I want to push Damian (Nine stones) down the stair or into my bedsheets. It's up for Chance.
by Nashuee September 8, 2021
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Brown Infinity Stone

A Plus sized turd that refuses to flush. Best nudged on by donning a large "Thanos' turd nudging glove" to nudge it on its way.
I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.
by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021
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Stone souping

The act of a man passing a kidney stone through his urethra into a wet vagina. Inspired by the children’s book, Stone Soup, by Jon J Muth.
Instead of going to the doctor Raymond stone souped his wife”
“I’m gonna go stone souping later, wanna join?”
by Darkphantomx July 2, 2025
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