Nummers 

When you put the last little bit of cocaine on your gums and rub it in, to make them go numb.

Yo' player git me dat last pinch of dat fine Columbian Bam Bam, my gums need the nummers.

Nummers by #1ABF March 21, 2022

numper 

like a number, but better.

Y/N: "Question number four is so annoying"
Me: "do you mean... NUMPER?!"

numper by smexyhottieuwu March 1, 2023

Tip of the nutberg

The first clue that the person you are dealing with is a total whack job. Just as an iceberg is largely hidden below the water’s surface, the tip of the nutberg is a hint of the vast crazy hidden deep inside your typical head case.

Xavier: Did you see that old lady flip out when she thought we were laughing at her cat?

Emmett: Yeah, that was weird. I think we just saw the tip of the nutberg.

Tip of the nutberg by Reubendaley January 25, 2015

Law of Large Numbers 

The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.

Law of Large Numbers by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

Numericalize 

To put in numerical order. Similar to alphabetize: to put in alphabetical order.

Could you please numericalize those files?

Numericalize by H. Zorzi December 3, 2005

Check out these Numbers 

When a male appreciates a womans breasts, and wants to share the beauty of them with a friend.

Dave "Mate check out these numbers!"

Luke "yeah they are fantastic!"

Check out these Numbers by Luke Wiseman September 16, 2008

Numberbet 

All of the numbers listed together. Just like the alphabet but the numbers.

Our teacher made us say the whole numberbet.

Numberbet by AwesomeWordInventorCMHS March 13, 2010