Matt farted

The real reason world war 2 ended

Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW

by The prankster July 20, 2021

matt-the-dummy

The only person on the planet that doesnt understand sarcasim and is kind of crazy. He looks like a panda

Matt-the-dummy: Fuck you!!
Rion: Matt That doesn't go in your eye!

by Mrs.Bloom7 March 12, 2010

Matt

He looks like a llama and he is a simp.

Hey. This is Matt and he is a simp

by Anonymous alien August 23, 2020

Matt

A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.

When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.

by Missing December 21, 2024

Kristan & Matt

The perfect example of a ride or die love! These two are the definition of an amazing couple. They love fierce and have overcome obstacles only others can dream of. It is the greatest love story of all time. Best friends until the end.

Look at Kristan & Matt… I wanna be just like them.

by K84 August 10, 2021

Uh Matt

INFORMAL · AUSTRALIAN
exclamation
used to express acknowledgement of one’s failure to retort a critical remark, usually during an exchange of banter.
“‘You wish you could do that!’ ‘Uh Matt…’”
• HUMOROUS

used as a friendly or informal greeting, or to

attract attention.

Etymology: from common interjection ‘uh’ + ‘Matt’, short for Matthew, the name of the person who coined the exclamation; popularised by the humorous nature of this remark, the use of this exclamation spread from western New South Wales to eastern New South Wales over a short period of time during the beginning of 2024

“‘You wish you could do that!’ ‘Uh Matt…’”

“Uh Matt, what are you doing this weekend?”

by Matty J Kobe May 26, 2024

Matt

Please wait 3 years and 12 hours for a definition.

Oh, you're so slow, you're just like Matt!

by Muttonheadforthewin January 8, 2023