Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) is when your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.
A man has Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have a GREAT WiFi connection.
by Mrs.Chill March 15, 2010
Get the Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS)mug. The North American Male Cock is an elusive beast known for hiding in dark places and spitting when excited. This one-eyed beast is not a reptile, however, it is often referred to as "one eyed snake" or "trouser snake".
by yuhrmahm August 17, 2010
Get the North American Male Cockmug. A guy who is about 12 trying to fit in with the older lads. Hes a bit of a cunt and always is in your shadow. He constantly denies hes a beta male and trys to act big or hard even thoughhe has a microscopic penis
That kyle lad is a proper Pre Pubescent Beta male
Yeah in' he, OI fag how bout you and your microscopic penis fuck off somewhere else yeah you Pre Pubescent Beta Male
Yeah in' he, OI fag how bout you and your microscopic penis fuck off somewhere else yeah you Pre Pubescent Beta Male
by Ok stfu April 29, 2020
Get the Pre Pubescent Beta Malemug. Person 1: That guy has done the stupidest shit and has always gotten away with it, I don't get why his other classmates are always being punished for his mistakes!
Person 2: He's a single white male, he's allowed to get away with it, thank you white male privilege!
Person 2: He's a single white male, he's allowed to get away with it, thank you white male privilege!
by danizzlefo September 18, 2016
Get the Single white malemug. by Dave sus amogus🥶 December 13, 2021
Get the National Yogurt males daymug. A trend used by feminists and the lgtbq community to make men look like a bunch of (idiots, douches, sexists, etc). This is a metheod used to bring gender into everything. They usually do this when they feel targeted, want to look targeted to support their ''cause''(extra attention to their gender, or species, A.K.A. nothing important), and or to make males look inferior.
They start by using a term that annoys them, like spreading your legs and taking 2 inches more space, interrupting, or even explaining something wrong. then they replace the first syllable with man, or just adding male, or man to the word, and call it a gender or a racial issue.
They start by using a term that annoys them, like spreading your legs and taking 2 inches more space, interrupting, or even explaining something wrong. then they replace the first syllable with man, or just adding male, or man to the word, and call it a gender or a racial issue.
fm: omg, why do you have to manspread like that? you are taking 1'' from my 3' personal space you sexist! don't you know im vega-
m: don't you think all the Gender-Inserting/Male Inserting is a little extra? i mean, serious-
fm: don't you manterrupt me!
m: don't you think all the Gender-Inserting/Male Inserting is a little extra? i mean, serious-
fm: don't you manterrupt me!
by Miles_Bey0nd November 20, 2016
Get the Gender-Inserting/Male Insertingmug. Most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.
Older Sister: Did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness
Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness
Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.
by Jellobelle November 13, 2012
Get the Male Pattern Lazinessmug.