"I'm Rubeus fuckin' Hagrid, I'm mad and hairy, I'm a cunt, I'm keeper of coke at Hogwarts." -- Mad Hagrid
by XXXXYYYY March 29, 2022
(messed up)/(bootleg)
Jarell: Yo, that hooker stole my c-notes.
Jason: Damn son, that's mad chops.
(unfair)
Jarell: Yo, Tony cheated in cards last night.
Jason: Shit nigga, dats mad chops.
(lame)
Jarell: Damn nigga 8 mile was off the hook.
Jason: Biotch dat shit was mad chops.
Jarell: Yo, that hooker stole my c-notes.
Jason: Damn son, that's mad chops.
(unfair)
Jarell: Yo, Tony cheated in cards last night.
Jason: Shit nigga, dats mad chops.
(lame)
Jarell: Damn nigga 8 mile was off the hook.
Jason: Biotch dat shit was mad chops.
by Naked Josh 123 September 11, 2005
When a man goes down on a woman for some of the "clam chowder soup" ya know...."eatin some sweet n' sour sushi" and she is occupying chlamydia unbeknownst to the gentleman giving her the "lap dance" of her life with his tongue. a few weeks later, the man starts foaming at the mouth, shaking his head furiously spitting the foam in a manner such as....say a mad dog? to complete the procedure one must scream "MAD DOG" in the voice of peewee herman.
Annette gave me the mad dog!!!!
Dude...i didn't wanna say anything, but wipe your mouth man, shits comin out worse than the mad dog.
Dude...i didn't wanna say anything, but wipe your mouth man, shits comin out worse than the mad dog.
by Polish Avenger July 24, 2006
by Karen Stickney October 03, 2007
When you are happy about something but you are a miserable cunt who is never happy so you say "I'm not mad about it"
by Jane93 July 01, 2019
by Nam June Paik August 13, 2007
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