Kelly

Another word for whore. She gets ALOT of guys, but that is because she is easy, and has huge boobies. Kelly's favorite activities are making out, checking out boys, and stroking guy's cocks. Guys only like her for her hoo-ha's, but we all know that her face is terrible. She is a horny-ass, weed smoking, white-trash, bitch. She gives blow-jobs and says "I love you" to EVERY one of her boyfriends. Her life goal is to probably have sex with 200 different guys.

God, she is such a Kelly

by You_dont_need_to_know_goshhhhh December 12, 2010

Kelly Dawn Nicole Thomas

Also known as "KDNT", pronounced "K-Don't". Stands for a stupid whore who is the most hypocritical woman on Earth. A KDNT person likes to have sex and boast about it to everyone she knows.

Farmer 1: My wife was fuckin' my crops, she's such a KiDon't..

Farmer 2: Yeah, hillybill.. what a Kelly Dawn Nicole Thomas.

Farmer 1: Word, rednecker.

by RetroAsphyxia March 7, 2011

Keller

Adjective. When some when is so useless or incapable of doing anything. The person cant put on their own clothes, or just answer a question to a quiz or test or follow basic instructions. They are like almost retarded without the mental handicap. It does not have to be physical. Someone could be dumb at a subject. Or someone is lacking on a school project. Maybe they are just assholes. This term can be used for almost anything at this point. Just like fuck. Fuck can be used for anything. Keller is the new word that I hear alot of people saying.

Kenny - lily didnt do her work for the project tomorrow.
Kevin - Shes useless.
Kenny - shes so keller

by Au KJTR ftw April 12, 2015

Kelly

That bitch is always down to do some spooky shit. She’s a wild one but has the warmest hugs and the sweetest words. My kelly is my other half we literally finish each other’s sentences. She’s my ride or die and I love that whore she’s my bestie.

Damn that girl is mega wild she reminds me of a kelly.

by youraveragestoner October 20, 2018

Kelly

Also known as Kelly’s Weather on Instagram. HE, NOT she, is hilarious and a great dancer. Is dressed like a weatherman at the moment of writing this.

Kelly is a funny GUY

by O’Cley’re Air October 12, 2019

Kelly

Someone who is always horny

Wow she is such a Kelly

by Pseudonymous hockey Fan December 9, 2019

Kelly Loeffler

A politician who says nothing other than what her base wants to hear.

Kamala Harris is a Kelly Loeffler, too, by the way.

by Eushshtb May 17, 2021