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josh baker

a boy who owns my heart,

he probably doesn’t know it but he’s cast a spell on me that nobody can undo,

i’m lost,

you are the knife inside my chest that pains me with every breath i take,

and the only way to stop the pain is to pull out the knife or to stop breathing.
“why are you looking at him like that?!”,” i can’t help it, he’s my josh baker”
by isthiswhoyouthinkitis? July 16, 2020
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Josh lee

Josh Lee is super gay, but his sister is really hot. Everybody wants to sleep with her, but Grayson already did. He is super rich, and uses his money to hire male strippers. He has an affair with his science teacher.
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josh pringle

The baddest Mother Fucker of all Mother Fuckers.and not only will he bend your mom over he will duck your wife. And your sister. LONG DICK STYLE!

His known habitat for him would be on a job site doing all the work screaming at worthless fucks all day to do their job.

If you think you find a Josh Pringle in the wild just CA CAW and if one is around you will get a CA CAW in return.
Guy1: Man. Just seen Josh Pringle's car in your driveway while you were at work.

Guy2: Son of a bitch my whore wife is back at it again.
by Cantstopmenow January 17, 2017
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josh branstetter

He is so easy to fall in love with, he is the best thing that has ever happened to me , he made me feel so loved, he would stay up all night until he fell asleep., he always made sure I was happy and if I wasn't he would make me smile, I would always smile seeing him but I would try hiding it , he is a angel no boy compares, he has such a kind heart and loves making people happy and it's so cute, I'm happy for him and his girlfriend, he loves her he would jump in front of a bullet for her , do anything for her , he posts about her all the time , and it's so sweet , I feel like he loves her and cares for her and treats her right Bc his mother passed away so he has so much respect and never wants to lose another girl Bc that feeling of lose hurts him , and I want him happy , and he wants her happy so it all works out .. he is an amazing boyfriend and a friend a person you can always count on , a person who won't break a promise who would lose as many friends and still keep the promise:) he is amazing , if you ever get a josh branstetter, never let him go
Never let a great person like josh branstetter go :)
by Sunnysideup August 4, 2017
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Josh Hancock

"Who was the dumb guy"
"Probably josh hancock"
by anonymous August 26, 2018
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Josh Garrido

He the most handsome person you will ever meet, would fuck him myself if I could. He is AMAZING full stop. Not much else to say.

(Also packing 9 inches)
Girl (to friend)"there's Josh Garrido, oofffff, he turns my pussy into a waterfall"
by joshgarrido April 13, 2020
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josh mirales

Has holes in his sweater, he wears glasses and will always laugh at your jokes. Also shy at first .
Josh mirales is noice
by Pops Chules May 18, 2016
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