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Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.
Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!
by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025
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Dylan Paul Johnston

He's that guy who leaves you speachless every second of the day. He's someone you would be crazy to let go. He cares about his girl with all his heart and treats her like she's the rarest flower in the universe. He protects her and treasures her with all hs heart. He is truely that guy who will make you laugh till you pee your pants, squeal with happiness cause he is the one who knows all your "tickle spots" ;) and make it seem like you are the only ones on Earth. If you are sad then he's sad and will hold u close till all your worries are gone. If you are happy then he's happy. He goes out of his way to make you smile 24/7. He's the guy who wants to talk to you all the time and knows that he can come to you about anything and everything. He's always there to talk to and make you feel better no matter what is wrong. He's that guy who you have everything in common with and you practically read each other's minds. He's never angry with you and he never argues with you because there never is anything to argue about. He's funny, sexy, smart, supportive, makes you feel like your beautiful, caring, amazing, a talented muscian, and perfect in every way. He loves all the good things about you plus all the things that either go unnoticed or unwanted. He supports you through everything and would do anything to make your dreams come true. He's that guy that you love so much you can't even describe it or how happy he makes you feel. He is that someone who is your everything.
Dylan Paul Johnston is my sun, moon, stars, Earth, air... well... you might as well just say he is my universe.
by DPJ+KEK<3 April 10, 2012
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Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.
Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.
by BEK August 31, 2013
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mason carter johnston

Great guy with a gigantic penis and great personality. He is amazing at sex and will treat you like no other. He is amazing at sports, especially wrestling. Any girl would be so lucky to have mason inside them.
Mason carter Johnston is so fucking amazing at everything
by That on guy who did that June 12, 2018
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pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.
“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”
by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023
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Jada and jonathan

The best couple ever they each belong together not matter ehat. Their relationship is a thing that every couple envys they each love and cherish eachother. No matter the situation and issue they find a way to work it out together.
Jada and Jonathan are the cutest couple ever.

I evny Jada and Jonathans relationship.
by Faithfullness November 20, 2023
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