Jesus Bush

America's so-called "leader". In reality, just another bible-beater too stupid to spell his own name.

America's President's real name is actually Jesus Bush.

by Sarah Buckeye-Hoosier August 19, 2006

jesus christ

A raving madman whose martyrdom brought forth Christianity, a deranged death cult, which, horrifically, is still observed in Western civilization to this day.

Pray to Jesus Christ for salvation or you will die and descend to the bowels of hell where you will be engulfed in eternal hellfire and tortured by demons!

by BennyC June 14, 2007

jews for jesus

1. (N) A Christian missionary who uses bullshit scheming tactics to try and trick jews that they can believe in jesus and still be jewish.

Hi im from jews for jesus and i lie and i am anti semitic which is why im trying to convert all jews

by fuckingfuckerfuck September 10, 2006

Super Jesus

An extremely attractive, very buff, extremely tan man. That has the ability to see into the future, read minds, and teleport. He is very funny and loves dinosaur silly bandz. Can also be called SJ or Super J. You must address him by Sir.

Blimey O'Reilly! Super Jesus is such a fine specimen!

by Lilgurl July 20, 2010

monkey jesus

An extremely ugly, undesirable person.

That girl is straight monkey jesus.

by K.G. MadMan June 14, 2005

baby jesus

Another term for blow job, "bj"

Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.

by Pilot K October 14, 2013

Jesus Christ

Interjection best used when in pain, surprise, or discontent. See also shit,holy shit.

Jesus Christ: I am your lord and savior. I have returned.
Person: Jesus Christ!

by Jesus Himself June 29, 2006