Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
by Tyris9 April 9, 2021
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Get the Mississippi Italian mug.A state of mental or emotional exhaustion brought on by prolonged exposure to individuals—typically of southern Italian descent—who exhibit a chronic disregard for punctuality, responsibility, or seriousness. Symptoms may include waiting indefinitely, repeating instructions, and questioning the concept of time itself.
by ButtDawg June 8, 2025
Get the Italian Fatigue mug.Person who enjoys everything that can be enjoyed way too much while lacking any moral core values. They also love to compare themselves to ancient romans, but they are smaller, wider in size, hairyer and less disciplined.
Are you a bad father? In Italy you're a hard working man too busy for family.
Betrayed your partner? In Italy, you're a romantic person falling for beauty.
You're a thief? In Italy, you simply a man who finds many things.
Betraying your brothers in ww1 'cuz you don't know loyalty?
In italy, you're a noble man.
Praising a fascist dictator taking over your country but not backing him up in the middle of a war 'cuz you got no balls?
No worries, in italy you're a simply a brave man fighting for freedom.
Getting pegged by greece in ww2, constantly needing german support?
Its okay, if you swich sides again to fall in your brothers back.
Are you a bad father? In Italy you're a hard working man too busy for family.
Betrayed your partner? In Italy, you're a romantic person falling for beauty.
You're a thief? In Italy, you simply a man who finds many things.
Betraying your brothers in ww1 'cuz you don't know loyalty?
In italy, you're a noble man.
Praising a fascist dictator taking over your country but not backing him up in the middle of a war 'cuz you got no balls?
No worries, in italy you're a simply a brave man fighting for freedom.
Getting pegged by greece in ww2, constantly needing german support?
Its okay, if you swich sides again to fall in your brothers back.
A): "Where you're from?"
B): "I'm italian!"
A): "Wow; I love ancient roman history! Bet you're good looking, fit, disciplined, loyal and romantic!"
B)"Umm... my mom makes great spaghetties!"
B): "I'm italian!"
A): "Wow; I love ancient roman history! Bet you're good looking, fit, disciplined, loyal and romantic!"
B)"Umm... my mom makes great spaghetties!"
by PhallusEnormus November 23, 2021
Get the Italian mug.Italian stallion does not refer to sylvester stallone because he is gross and oily. He may have been in a low budget soft core porno with his grody hairy chest, but the term Italian Stallion preceded the mumbling mindless miscreants showbiz career and loose namesake by at least 5-10 minutes and was actually referring to a fellow by the name of guido lasannuitto who was in the midst of a midlife crisis resulting in a botched hair transplant procedure...he went for the bargain plugs!!
that Italian Stallion was driving a new sports car because his divorce was turning nasty, but porno was sadly out of the question due to that sagging stomach.
by 999meangirlz999 September 27, 2014
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Get the Yelling at the Italians mug.When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.
by finlow1616 June 29, 2017
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