The most extreme way to say "good luck" to someone. Derived from the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes.
by nightmarejin December 24, 2023
What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
In a cozy London flat, under the glow of dim lamps, Emma scrolled through her laptop, chasing a spark for her restless curiosity. One night, she stumbled across fetishstories.net, a site brimming with tales of unconventional desires. A story about a secret club where fisting was revered as an act of trust caught her eye.
Intrigued, Emma tracked down a similar underground gathering in the city. In a candlelit basement, masked and nervous, she met Theo, a man whose hands told their own story—strong, gentle, deliberate. “Fisting isn’t just physical,” he said, offering a glove slick with warm oil. “It’s surrender.”
In the soft shadows, with faint music pulsing, Theo guided her through an experience beyond the body—a connection where boundaries melted. Emma trembled, each movement a wave of pleasure, each whispered word a tether. When it ended, she was breathless, a smile saying what words couldn’t.
The next morning, she returned to fetishstories.net, hunting new stories, but none could rival the one she’d lived.
Intrigued, Emma tracked down a similar underground gathering in the city. In a candlelit basement, masked and nervous, she met Theo, a man whose hands told their own story—strong, gentle, deliberate. “Fisting isn’t just physical,” he said, offering a glove slick with warm oil. “It’s surrender.”
In the soft shadows, with faint music pulsing, Theo guided her through an experience beyond the body—a connection where boundaries melted. Emma trembled, each movement a wave of pleasure, each whispered word a tether. When it ended, she was breathless, a smile saying what words couldn’t.
The next morning, she returned to fetishstories.net, hunting new stories, but none could rival the one she’d lived.
Fetish Stories
by FetishStories May 13, 2025
The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.
Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.
Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.
'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'
'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'
'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'
by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016
Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story
by DenaLee April 06, 2016
A story, written in the format of a slam poem - an intense emotional free style poem with the intention of a performance ( see slam poem on urban dictionary ).
by unlessroses March 15, 2016
a private snapchat story where you talk about people that you aren't friends with anymore and who did you grimey.
by yeahitsj February 24, 2020