Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

spooning myself

Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.

I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.

by Shumph January 19, 2018

Pan Sexual Spoon

A spoon that likes stirring a pan

I stirred my pan with a spoon so much that it became a pan sexual spoon

by Cazoooo April 21, 2022

Flume spoon

Spooning on a log flume

Wanna flume spoon at Alton Towers?

by Armadillopoop November 04, 2016

Grandfather spoon

Also known as serving utensils - can be used for spoon, fork, knives

Can we get a grandfather spoon to scoop this soup?!

by wxgharvard November 01, 2021

Have your spoon on you

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)

A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!

by Sinatrup October 28, 2018

Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.

Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.

by Pentabagel July 23, 2023