papers

as in: can i see your papers, please!

a driver license or other form of identification. not being very worldly, travel wise, i ASSUME there are borders where they STILL say this! it's certainly common in the old movies, 'agents' ETERNALLY asking to see someone's papers!

the question man pulled me over for whatever reason, asking to see my papers!
the border guard asked to see jim's papers!
i had to hand over my papers to the trooper!

by michael foolsley September 17, 2022

sans paper

paper with a hint of comedy in it, has to have a joke on sand paper

Person 1: Wanna hear my sans paper?
Person 2: sure
Person 1: What do you get with a cow with no legs?
Person 2: Ground Beef.
Person 1: you got me man

by Your_Bean_bowl April 27, 2019

Covid Paper

The cheap toilet paper you stocked up on when you finaly found some TP and know you have 36 rolls chapping your Ass!

Covid paper got my ass chapped!

by Nccj February 25, 2021

paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.

person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away

by leidensallergictoavacados May 2, 2019

Paper Mache

When an man ejaculates onto many sheets of toilet paper, and then sticks those pieces of toilet paper onto a person, using the cum like glue.

Hey, you want play a game called paper mache? It's different from the artistic past time.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017

Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020

paper crossant

When a female has slips of toilet paper attached to her pussy.

I went down on my girlfriend to give her oral and got a paper crossant instead.

by Uncle and Stevie September 29, 2023