Gaithersburg High School 

A racially diverse high school in Montgomery County whose mascot is the Trojans (yes, very funny). Although it has a bad reputation (a local newspaper published an article calling the school a "gang factory") and students often complain that the building is falling apart (well, OK, it is), GHS has excellent athletic, art, and academic programs available for students who choose to be involved. Unfortunately, the school had three different principals from 2003 to 2007.

Gaithersburg High School student: "Yeah, I go to Gaithersburg."
Churchill student: "Oh, I'm sorry..."

or

GHS student: "Yeah, I go to Gaithersburg."
Whitman student: "Aren't you terrified?!"
GHS student: "Uhh, no?"

Gaithersburg High School by GHS alumna September 29, 2008

salesian high school 

Half the student body got kicked out already

Step kid : yo why u transfer

Salesian kid:I got kicked out for throw a snowball
Salesian high school

salesian high school by Vaginia sizzzsss March 7, 2019

Hackettstown High School 

A really shitty high school that is prodomitely white and hispanic. Hackettstown High School sucks at almost everything and the staff there is actually horrendous. They bring in the K-9 unit almost every week to sniff for drugs and kids pass out in the hallway at least once a day. Everyone at Hackettstown High School is loud as fuck and everyone there always has to either do drugs in the bathroom, yell at teachers, do some dumb reckless shit, or deadass just leave or not show up. The lockers are filled with ants and they are disgusting, the science labs always manage to smell like a sewage system, and the school is a depression microwave. Everyone that goes there wants to kill themselves. Not to mention, the school has 0 air conditioning except for the main office and one in spanish and art room. The school is small as fuck and is extreamly uncomfortable to be in. Everyone that goes there thinks they are from the ghetto or in a hardcore gang. This school is shit.

Oh hey have you heard what hell is like?

Yeah it’s Hackettstown High School

Hackettstown High School by midxight April 11, 2019

Massabesic High School

A school located in Maine crawling with crackheads and thots. Everyone at this school seems to think that juling is a national sport they wear timberlands and flannel like their life depends on it. Don’t bother drinking from the water fountains unless you want to die of lead poisoning. Don’t eat anything at this school either 95% of their food is fake. However nothing is faker at mhs than the people who attend it. Every two weeks or so two wild pot heads will get into a fist fight in the bathroom and the teachers will look the other way and pretend nothing happened.

“Dude what school do you go to?”
“Massabesic high school”
“Ew”

Massabesic High School by Amealinapeel September 15, 2019

May River High School

May River High School in Bluffton SC is a country club for all the rich white chads that live in Bluffton, but its disguised as a high school, half the kids drive here with pavement princess's for trucks, and the other half come with some expensive looking cars, in the parking lot of the school, you can be standing at any spot in the parking lot and there will be a juul cartridge on the ground, half the teachers here dont even do their job, the staff cares more about dress code than fights, and the bathrooms here might as well just be called the juul rooms. People here blow out all their money on shooting dice and most of the girls here are just snowbunnies that talk shit behind your back, If you are zoned here at any point in time, Run. Because you'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.

Person 1: Oh, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to May River High School.
Person 1: Oh ok, so that means you've got a juul on you, right?
Person 2: Of course, who at May River doesnt?

May River High School by Blufftonisgarbage January 4, 2019

cattaraugus little valley high school 

the place where the fake country kids blast their music well walking down the hallway the 7th graders are nicotine addicts and word gets around faster then you can blink

cattaraugus little valley high school

did you hear about the freshman who blacked out in the bathroom from eating an edible

who was that kid that hid weed in his shoe?

cattaraugus little valley high school by gossip girl210 August 9, 2021

Aptakisic Jr. High School 

Aptakisic Jr. High School, also known as Stabtakisic, is a school full of toxic people, with a mix of crackheads. The truth is, a girl got stabbed with a pencil there. It first only contained 7th and 8th grade, but then the school board decided to add 6th graders. What were they thinking? Now they got a bunch of midgets running around, doing fortnite emotes. The lunch is pretty dope, and the teachers are pretty chill. It's all just a popularity contest of who can date the most in a short period of time, so beware.

Carl: Yo I got stabbed last year with a pencil.

Alan: wait did you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?

Carl: yeah

Alan: oh no wonder you got stabbed

Aptakisic Jr. High School by JoeMamaGay:) October 21, 2019