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full english brexit

The total and utter voiding of one's bowels typically occurring the morning after consuming a Full English Breakfast.
Tristan: I'll never understand why late 19th century colonialists short on toilet paper campaigning through the stifling Zululand summer heat would have though mixing bacon, eggs and baked beans could possibly have been a good idea.
Chris: Clearly they'd never experienced a Full English Brexit.
brexit full english breakfast
by Trizzle My Nizzle June 24, 2016
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Full Santa Clause

A sex act. Like a pearl necklace, only in the shape of a beard, and on three ho's.
Bro: I did a Full Santa Clause this year!
Dude: No way!
Bro: Yea. My girlfriend left because of it.
by Pseudonymmy December 9, 2010
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full latex scooch

the feeling of defeat, to be wronged, to be disciplined. the full latex scooch feels like that of a loss, due to lack of male power. nothing can heal a full latex scooch.
todd: “my girlfriend just broke up with me” liam: “damn bro that’s a full latex scooch”
by Numnumpot December 7, 2021
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Smooth, Trim or Full On

The three primary classifications of pussy hair and vaginal tidiness.

Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.

Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.

Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.

Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.

For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
I finally got into Rachel’s panties last night? Yea braaaaahhh was she smooth, trim or full on? She was full on broooohhh. It was like a wooly mammoth down here. I’m still spitting hair.

Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
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full body circumcision

The action of circumcising not just the foreskin, but all the skin on the body. Mainly occurs between married couples when times are tough.
Robert: "Hey is that Tommy?"
Alec: "No, Tommy died from his full body circumcision ritual"
by BigJ2246 March 11, 2018
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full body thotty

a person with full body tracking who is a thot in vr
she is a full body thotty
by akullaaaaaa July 5, 2021
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Full-blown coke

Coke-a-cola which has sugar ie: not diet or zero.
Marilyn asked for a Jim beam and coke zero from the bar tender but after tasting it said "I'm not drinking that, it has full-blown coke in it."
by empresshearts April 22, 2008
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