doo doo flex

The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.

Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.

he’s gonna take longer than we expected, he just hit me with the doo doo flex.

by King Boo JP September 17, 2019

first world flex

Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.

“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”

by face of mars November 18, 2019

Treen Treen in ur flection

Athena was our silkie. When we found out he was a rooster cuz he cockadoodledood in the morning, we had to take him to the farm. He was really mad now! He had to leave his girlfriend Chu bear and his friends. He was a pathetic flapper and flyer and his face looked like a smiley face cuz of her big poof on her head. She was made up of five poofs: her head, body, tail, and feet.

Athena is a rooster??
Look its treen treen in ur flection

by ranch. January 30, 2021

Fuck boy fletch

That guy that passively aggressively tells you you can buy your own drinks while seemlessy attracts women to pay for his, all the while he bangs the local milfs out side of stage west on a Thursday night..

The dude doesn’t have money but can pull…He is just another fuck boy fletch

by Gladiator497 February 28, 2022

Logan Ty Fletcher

Someone who people think is gay but isn't, who makes tons of friends and try to keep them. They are also very likely to join a gang and kill their way to the chairman's position. OH, and they love the homies.

Man, he looks gay, acts nice, but is a gang boss, that Logan Ty Fletcher.

by zxcvbnk March 3, 2022

Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023

Forgot the Iron Fleet

To overlook an obvious, easily foreseeable or predictable consequence of one’s actions.

“He decided to carjack a guy in a parking lot with tire shredders that he stepped over when he walked in.”
”Oh … he really forgot the Iron Fleet.”

by Smartnership November 18, 2023