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Ear clognation

When your ear is clogged in the nation of the United States
I have ear clognation not even gargling helps
by Yea yea October 1, 2023
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Ear

A gaylord's vagina
by OogaBooga9999999 June 5, 2019
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Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard June 20, 2016
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Ear fetish

A sexual attraction towards ears. Ear fetishes are more common among people who also like chocolate milk.
Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol Mads has an ear fetish
by IDLW April 24, 2019
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My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.
“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn
by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023
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Ear kink

When a bitch named ALIVIA sucks and bites on ears
Alivia has such an ear kink, it’s disgusting
by BrunetteTwink777 April 1, 2022
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