samsung edger

A guy/girl who loves to brag about their Samsung S6/S7 Edge screen and features. They also tend to use apps with the word Edge in it like "Microsoft Edge"

Bob: I got a new phone!
Rick: No way, a Samsung S7?
Bob: Not just a Samsung S7, a Samsung S7 Edge.... get it right.
Rick: Stop being such a douchy Samsung Edger..
Bob: Ha you're just jealous of my new phone.

by MacaroniTwentyTwo January 25, 2017

Sketti eater

I'm the most simple way, a fucking nerd

Say shit like that again sketti eater and I'll whoop your ass.

by Ultai March 26, 2017

shit eater

It is a word derived from mental asylums, coprophagia, referring to the inmates who eat their own feces.

We refer to burn victims as a crispy critter and a copraphagist as a shit eater.

by ironjustice May 25, 2017

CD eater

Rock bands that sound exactly like they do on their records when performing live

-Have you listened to Radiohead's Staircase Live version? It sounds exactly the same as the studio version!

-Wow, it sounds like they are cd eaters

by kirashinigami17 July 30, 2017

king eater

One who only slobs on the knob of a higher ranking male. Dick eater.

She was known as a king eater.

by Kittyberry1124 August 23, 2017

healthy eater

A person who eats like everyday is Thanksgiving. Endless bowls and plates of food.

You see Vito chowing down? He’s one healthy eater!

by New York Yank-these October 26, 2017

Ass eater

One who eats the ass like groceries.

Jacob is an ass eater he eats April's ass like groceries

by Username67435 December 31, 2017