This man simply cannot be described by the words we mortals use, he is godly, radiant of energy, and best of all, has a penis so large that makes Drake look like a kindergartner.
by wewewewewewewewewee April 10, 2024
Very much the typical Dylan cruising for chicks on dating apps nevertheless of who they are only dragging the fishnet for replies. The only women replying are hogs with bigger guts than tits and tweekers with BPD.
He didn’t deny or play down that tonight was Flight of the Dylan because he has nearly gone back to being a virgin at this point.
by eunit1984 November 30, 2022
by Franco the frank October 07, 2020
That guy is some Dylan Burke
by Dyllieburke November 22, 2021
a manchild whose own beloved mother dresses him up as a Sims 4 toddler and by miracle, scored himself a super pretty gf who he even doesn't talk to and complains ab it to his gfs best friend whilst she urges him on to literally talk to the cute girl he's dating. oh did I mention that he undoes girls bra straps and claims he's changed when he hasn't done anything to prove so and has a not so secret foot kink.
by swaggymush April 18, 2023
by Just_me_dj November 11, 2024