by Bigblackdrew October 20, 2017

"I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "
"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"
"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"
by i2oo March 14, 2013

by Jane doe 661 December 8, 2018

when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump
by putmeincoach February 12, 2013

1) the act of doing the dumping means to dominate you're opponent or obstical in whatever sport or activity you decide to partake in.
2) "i'll do the dumping" a phrase used to intimidate oponents or rally together teamates.
2) "i'll do the dumping" a phrase used to intimidate oponents or rally together teamates.
ex. 1. "i was doing the dumping last night in halo"
ex. 2 " i'll do the dumping tonight at our game vs. HK"
ex. 2 " i'll do the dumping tonight at our game vs. HK"
by penguinchaser2 November 26, 2007

When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.
by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014

Guy 1: Ain't getting laid this week...
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She's having a cunt dump....
Guy 2: Lame...
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She's having a cunt dump....
Guy 2: Lame...
by Krasek November 2, 2009
