Doing A Greg

The act of getting wasted one night and making up a fake game as an excuse for not showing up to work the next morning

Just heard Greg James is missing after being wasted with Lizzo and Harry Styles at the BRIT awards last night. I bet he is 'doing a greg!'

by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob February 19, 2020

do it for the count

Do it for the count mean, fuck as many girls as possible for the body count.

“This girls kinda ugly, fuck it man do it for the count”

by Johnnyamerica September 27, 2019

Doing a Morty

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.

I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.

by Impsimp November 30, 2020

Do a Will Smith

1) when you get really pissed at someone so you just slap them across the face
2) when someone makes a joke about your wife so you slap them in the face

1- "oh that guy is so annoying, i might do a will smith"
2- "keep my wife's name outta your fucking mouth or i'll do a will smith"

by ur mum is hot af <3 April 8, 2022

Doing A Rae

When one feels the need to act outside of normal social conventions i.e drug taking, inappropriate sex… and then feels the need to talk about this behaviour constantly and even think of ways to then exaggerate the original “condition” purely for attention-seeking purposes

"Doing A Rae"

Woman – What did you do this weekend?

Woman 2 – I had sex with 14 guys in one night

Woman – Really?

Woman 2– Yes and they were dwarves, and their penises were identically 12 inches long – oh and I took more drugs in one night then you ever will in your life – oh and I have a special doctor who puts a vibrator in my ass.

Woman – I think you’re just "Doing A Rae"

by JTforever October 20, 2008

do a nomi

To make off with a shed load of cash when you say you wouldn't then only after getting called out by the entire world to only go and give it all back thus getting both your reputation and bank balance rekt in a single act of dithering.

Google sushiswap and chef nomi for more info.

Oh my god he's only gone and done a nomi on us!

Hey chad - are you gonna do a nomi?

When rugpull? Don't do a nomi plz.

by cryptocloaker September 12, 2020

Doing the Biden

Fucking up something as fast as you can without regard to the outcome or peoples thought.

When Jeremy heard a rumor of being fired he started "Doing the Biden!"

by KSWILDMAN69 July 27, 2021