high fructose corn syrup

What you use when you’re out of lube

We were out of lube last night so I used High Fructose Corn Syrup and it felt so good!

by High fructose corn sex January 14, 2018

Grinding the Corn

Sexual technique. See the example.

From Six feet under (ep. 48):

(Jimmy and Claire in the bed, obviously after quite a good job..)

Jimmy: You know what is's called?
Claire: It has a name?
Jimmy: Grinding the Corn.
Claire: Grinding the Corn? What's the corn?
Jimmy: You know, with like a mortar and pestle. Only you push the pestle against the rim of mortar. Not in the bowl.
Claire: Oh.

by MichalMedved January 23, 2005

Eats Corn the Long way

Fellatio, Oral Sex often as an Insult

Jim Bob eats corn the long way.

by Seano Vox August 13, 2008

Panning for corn

Defecating into a collinder above someone's head. Afterwards, the defecater sifts through what remains in the colliner. A variant to the Cleveland Steamer.

Jen was bored with their normal Saturday night Cleveland Steamers so she asked Steve to switch it up. Steve obliged and went panning for corn.

by J Tom B September 21, 2006

dixie corn muffin

using a corn filled (stiff) piece of shit as an artificial penis

After dinner she gave herself a Dixie corn muffin

by d riggins June 20, 2008

Licking Corn

Instead of giving a normal blow job, the girl licks/sucks the side of your cock like its a piece of corn on the cob. This is best when done by two women at the same time.

"Ginger and Allysin were both licking my corn. 2 girls licking my cock at once = Best Day of My Life!"

"Licking corn is what my girl does best."

by 'Noke Man August 14, 2008

Colombian corn dog

A penis that has been covered entirely with cocaine powder.

That coke head sheila at the club last night couldn't get enough of my colombian corn dog.

by M. Oxlong March 22, 2017