Coffee

My definition of coffee is that I was jacking off in the train station and listening to Ariana grande and I thought it sounded cool.

If I was listening to coffee and I was probably jacking off in the train station.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe

that chile abuser is a coffee table

by lol893 July 8, 2024

coffee coma

when u ain't u because coffee got u good and nigga gotta help u get back on game

deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees

by thug ass tamato March 15, 2016

to be someone's coffee

Phrase told about somebody you cannot imagine living without, somebody you really appreciate.

I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.

by TheEveni November 16, 2018

black coffee

black coffee is purely brewed coffee. no creamer, no milk, no sugar. people don't actually like black coffee, they only drink it because they think it makes them look cool.

black coffee drinker: yeah, i drink black coffee.
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:

by sprucewolf November 2, 2024

Coffee

A drink used to help out stress,and sleepiness..also if drank by someone in the morning it will probably save everyone else's life from the person who drank it

"I needs coffee NOW" ok just calm down "how can I calm down if I havnt had my coffee" SOMEONE GET HIM/HER COFFEE

by Ayy24 June 22, 2018

White Creamy Coffee

1) White Creamy Coffee, the true essence of life. True blood of gods. When you drink White Creamy, your dicc grows 10 times. When you're a girl, you grow two new diccs from your ears

2) Marking name for anything described as GODLY AMAZING.

1)
"Man, yesterday I drank White Creamy Coffee."
"Fuck me right now please."
2)
"Dude this film was White Creamy."
"What the fucc?"

by Sinful Angel December 28, 2018