Canadian Snowblower

Blowjob ended with a money shot on the girl’s chest

You don’t have to swallow baby. Let me just give you a Canadian Snowblower.

Canadian Snowblower by eviljew85 June 21, 2018

Canadian native 

A group of fake natives who claim to be real. But only know how to eat maple syrup and snow cones

Canadian natives shouldn't be allowed in native american facebook groups.

Canadian native by Lulzkr3w July 1, 2018

Canadian Double-Header

A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.

Did you see that dude at the hockey game sporting the Canadian Double-Header?

Canadian Double-Header by idrawgood July 2, 2018

Canadian Bank Robbery 

Where you rob a bank passing along a nice note. something like "my name is Ted, please give me all the money in this establishment." It isn't illegal because whoever gives u the money is actually robbing the bank, you are just asking for it nicely.

Did you hear about that bank robbery last night? It was a Canadian bank robbery, they said the thief was a super nice and personable guy.

Canadian Bank Robbery by BigDaddyTeddyBear July 11, 2018

Canadian Mountain Pig 

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

Canadian Mountain Pig by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018

Canadian beanie 

Oh so frothy fromagè of the labial love flaps with a complex thrusty cheese blue vane of sour curtains that suffocates your face and warms your ears.

This hot chick did a Canadian Beanie on me last night and now I have an itchy tongue

Canadian beanie by Poxy August 17, 2018

Canadian brothers 

PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.

I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.

Dude, that’s my girl!

Guess that makes us Canadian brothers

Canadian brothers by Road boredom August 19, 2018