The act of open-hand swattage of the groin area on a guy coming towards you. If the person is guilty of boneage, then the force shoves the boner into the guy thus resulting in motionlessness, pain and pwnage.
guy 1: (coming towards you) "sup dude!"
guy 2: (you) "nuttin........BONE CHECK!!!" *swattage*
guy 1: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww............fag!
guy 2: (you) "nuttin........BONE CHECK!!!" *swattage*
guy 1: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww............fag!
by K@B00$3 December 10, 2006
Used for a variety of instances ranging from exclamations to adjectives. Can be inserted anywhere in a sentence.
by Alex Keene November 09, 2003
Aaron: Well, everyone knows I'm obviously a Gryffindor, and you... ::thinks::
The Domo: Pfft, yeah, whatever, you're totally a Hufflepuff.
Aaron: ::cries and storms off to the bathroom::
Allen: Aaron has an emotional bone.
Randy: ...And he needs to go to the bathroom to take care of it?
The Domo: Pfft, yeah, whatever, you're totally a Hufflepuff.
Aaron: ::cries and storms off to the bathroom::
Allen: Aaron has an emotional bone.
Randy: ...And he needs to go to the bathroom to take care of it?
by The Domo February 26, 2005
by JFKBMB January 13, 2007
"fuck would you give her one", and the mate replies, "well i would, but i'd rather leave it for now, sure she got boned-up by mark deasly, he'd rip your head off if you went near her"
by steven winters January 11, 2007
On "A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila" Season 2, one of the straight boys, Chad, said "Girls want wang bone, thats why they like strap-ons. I come stock with one."
by The Axis +1 April 23, 2008
She's bone crushin material
by bodyshopboy July 18, 2008