Alpha Orphan

The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.

Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.

Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".

Example 1

Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.

Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.

Example 2

Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?

Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.

by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020

Alphabet

Once you get to know it, it will never leave you alone. EVER.

I regret learning the alphabet

by Bictormemes June 29, 2020

alphabettispagetti

a person who has no swag but is very intelligent and depressed

"Did you see alphabettispagetti argue with Kevin again she insists she's a man"

by alphabettispagetti July 8, 2020

alphabetical opportunities

bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.

Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.

by QuacksO July 13, 2020

alpha tokyo

Someone who wears black and some white. Mostly a hype beast who doesn’t give a shit and always watch hentai and anime. The person who wear face mask to hide his face from people.

“Hey is that Alpha Tokyo in the anime section.”
“Bro why do you have to act like Alpha Tokyo.”

by Alpha Tokyo July 19, 2020

alpha male

the most dominant person in the group who leads the rest of the boys

"you're the most alpha male out of all of us"

by Friendio1 July 26, 2020

Alpha Gender

This is a gender that people who are generally at the top of society physically, economically, mentally, spiritually use to describe themselves.
These are people that help progress society to new heights.

Wow, turns out Elon Musk describes himself as Alpha Gender

by black_chicken July 31, 2020