Skittle Dump

When your shit is in small pellet like clumps

Man, I just had a skittle dump, your toilet is messed up now.

by James 6 Inches Rude January 23, 2017

Mayan Dump

when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump

Clurg just cracked the toliet bowl from his mayan dump

by putmeincoach February 12, 2013

top dump

The worst of the worst, the worst of the garbage.

Takes from the hockey phrase "top cheddar" (to score a goal in hockey in the upper part of the net, taking from "top shelf").

Guy 1: This girl is pretty ugly.
Guy 2: She's top dump.

by topdump October 15, 2014

Dick dump

Wank

"I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "

"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"

by i2oo March 14, 2013

Pre-dump

Food consumed before using the bathroom known in some circles as food.

Make it or break your girl calls refers to all meals as pre-dump

by Juddnelson April 11, 2016

dump jamit

1) When playing a video game expressing anger at the character for not doing an action.
2) Also can be used in regular conversation when angered at an object, person or action.

I couldn’t beat the boss and I was yelling at Dante "dump jamit!"

I dropped my book in the hall way today looked down and mumbled "dump jamit" under my breath

by Tim Martikainen February 25, 2007

Cunt Dump

A term used to describe a ladies monthly cycle.... CAUTION! it's use may cause offence/death.

Guy 1: Ain't getting laid this week...

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: She's having a cunt dump....

Guy 2: Lame...

by Krasek November 03, 2009